Tell me the title of a story I haven't written, details optional, and I'll give you a summary.
If I get very inspired, I may write for it you too. Whatever fandoms you know I know, even ones I haven't previous written for if you're so inclined. As many prompts as you want. :-)
ETA: Random, but Scottish Penguin Knighted. Yes, it's an actual penguin. Yes, you will want one.