The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it.
Lost. WTF, Lost? You started out so good. Then you got all wacko mysterious and never answered any questions and introduced stupid characters who you then killed off before they did anything. Screw you, Lost!
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets.
The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne. I loved that show on it's original run, was heartbroken when it was cancelled and now I catch it sometimes on Space. It makes me happy.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized he really was fucking crazy.
Battlestar Galactica. I saw the mini-series because I loved Jamie Bamber and thought it was pretty nifty and then started watching the series and made it to about the third episode before I decided it was way too weird, dark and depressing for my tastes.
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved he doesn't actually live in town.
Um...House, maybe? I really like the show but I don't go crazy over it.
Due South. I have loved, still love and will always love you, Due South. You make me happy when skies are grey.
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with.
Farscape. I tried and couldn't get into it, but I'd be willing to take another chance.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't.
Moonlight. I've watched an episode or two, I love Sophia Myles in general and the show seems cool, but I'm just not worked up about it.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool guy except it's never really gone anywhere.
Um...I think the anime genre counts. My friends are like 'you must watch this' and I'm like 'eeeeehhhh' and then it never really happens.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at him and thinking, "Him? How the hell did he land all these cool babes?"
CSI: Miami. Apparently it's the most popular of the CSIs, but I just don't get it. David Caruso makes me want to gouge my eyes out. I love CSI:NY, am okay with CSI: Las Vegas, but Miami just does nothing for me.
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly.
Firefly. I'm the one who keeps introducing it to my friends but I know that they will eventually reach that point where they're like 'No, no, it can't have been cancelled! That can't be it! There must be more! We can fix this! We'll write to people and petition!'.