Often when I get migrainey, I get aphasia and dysphasia. Which means either I can't find the right word at all or I use a wrong word. Or sometimes I make them up. Examples from this time around: "I'm going to empty the Internet." (I meant dishwasher). And "I'm hopefuling the weather will be better tomorrow".

Sometimes I like to imagine Q struggling through this while trying to order the minions around.

Q: No, I don't want the...orange. I need a flasherstick!
Minion: *tentatively hands him a thumbdrive.*
Q: Thank you.