September 28th, 2007

Dresden: Harry magicking

Letters to the inanimate

Dear Spam inbox,
Hello! How are you? Functioning away, I see. I'd just like to make you aware of a few things. One: I don't live in the UK. I have never lived in the UK. In fact, I don't even know anyone who lives in the UK. Therefore, the chances of me winning the UK lottery, while not impossible, are highly unlikely, let alone winning it several times a week.

Two: here's a message to pass on to all dying people: I'm sorry you're dying. I'm very sorry that your family is untrustworthy and you don't want to leave your millions to them. I really don't know what I'd do with your millions, though thanks for offering, random Asian dying person. If you're desperate, might I suggest a nice charity?

Finally, to all doctors, lawyers, and employers of any sort: I don't need a job, thanks. I really don't think I'll be much help to you, having no medical training and never having gone to law school. I'd just like to graduate high school before I take a job with a top surgeon. It's a thing with me.

Glad we could clear that up, Mr. Inbox. I love our working relationship and I didn't want this to get between us. I love you, man. It a completely platonic way of course.

Yours truly,
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Dresden: Harry magicking

Quick Dresden question

Does anybody know if TV!Susan's last name is mentioned in Storm Front? I s'pose I could just assume it's Rodriguez, but, frankly, she must get her looks from her mother's side. It amuses me that Susan and Murphy's book appearances were basically switched for the TV show. :D