You know what's stupid? Putting the glass bowl you're trying to bake with on the rimmer you turned on without knowing. Yeah, that thing will explode on you. You know what's even stupider? Doing it the same week your mother already did it.

RIP two glass bowls that we've had since I was a child. You served us well and I'm sorry you came to such a grisly end.


On the bright side, I had the baking soda at hand to put out the fire right away. And I wasn't hit by flying glass.

*sigh*